Hello, gentlemen and girls put on your seatbelts, and prepare for a rollercoaster of crazy! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolute trip, in more methods than you can count. The film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a amusing horror comedy that'll bring you to your feet, scratching your head, and questioning the choices made by bears and drug traffickers.
Cocaine Bear
From the moment we meet the glamorous Andrew C Thornton, played perfectly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're set for a wild journey. A smuggler of style elegance, grace and a knack for dumping his precious shipment in the most unfortunate locations. The only thing he knew was it was his turn to inadvertently make the story of this century--the "Cocaine Bear!"
Now, forget what you think of bears and their diet preferences. The film takes a tough position and suggests that when bears consume cocaine they won't be just partying; they become bloodthirsty creatures! Get over it, Godzilla it's time to welcome a new prince in town. He's he's a bear with a habit of consuming powdered substances.
Our cast of characters, such as the corrupt police or the incompetent criminals and innocent pedestrians who failed to find their way to a sack of newspaper is sure to keep you with laughter. Their collective incompetence will be an amazing sight. If you're ever in need of some laughs think of how Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to figure out an issue without shooting each other.
Don't forget to mention our brave adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. We're not talking about the pair from "Frozen." The two hikers come across the treasures of Colombian goodies, and before you're able to say "Bearzilla," they become people who will be targets of Cocaine Bear's insatiable appetite. It's true, who really needs to be a Disney princess when you have the snorting, wild bear that is on the loose?
The film hits the perfect tension between humour and horror in which you can laugh at one point and clutching you to your chair in fear the next. The body count will rise faster than that of the hairs you've been putting on, which is why you'll want to cheer for every loss with great pleasure. This is the same as watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
We'll now discuss that climactic showdown. Imagine the scene: a waterfall flowing in the background our most fearless clan of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry all set to go up against the Cocaine Bear. It's an epic struggle for an era, complete with fireballs, roars of the bear as well as enough white powder to take Tony Montana to shame. In the exact moment you think that the bear has been killed then it's revived with a cocaine explosion! Talk about a new era of legendary proportions.
It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have many flaws. The editing is just as quick like a squirrel that has been caffeinated, which leaves you scratching your head and contemplating if the reel had been used in secret as scratching point. But fear not, dear viewers, because the bear's CGI truly tops the pack. This bear takes over the show regardless of whether those who edited the show appeared to feel a bit sated their own.
This movie is a blend of double-crossings, tension, and a surprising bond. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. As the credits begin to roll when you're out the door with a smile at the top of your head, keep in mind his final warning to the audience: Never feed bears anything at all, particularly drugs or fellow trekkers. Believe me when I say that it's going to be a good thing for everyone involved.
Get your popcorn, buckle yourself up and be swept away Cocaine bear review by the bizarre world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a singular cinematic experience which will have you in amazement, and pondering the significance of bears and their secrets of partying potential.